Absence Artist Mugs

Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their artistic spirit—perfect for artists who love a little humor and inspiration with their coffee or tea.

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'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!' mockup

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist." mockup

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

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'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.' mockup

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

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"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..." mockup

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

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"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband." mockup

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband." mockup

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

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Lockdown casserole

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"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye." mockup

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month." mockup

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

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Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them. mockup

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

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Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo! mockup

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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Desert Island Fantasies

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Tweaking the CV.

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Crib Escape

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Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman mockup

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

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'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...' mockup

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

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"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays." mockup

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

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An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

An office worker daydreams about a new poster. mockup

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

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Wishing Well

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"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it." mockup

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

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'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.' mockup

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

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Fox hunting.

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Dreaming of Holidays.

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A Visit From The Procrastination Muse mockup

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

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"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?" mockup

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

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'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.' mockup

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

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Tsunami Evac Route

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On Holiday

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'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.' mockup

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

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'Step on it, Larry.'

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"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday." mockup

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

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Absence Artist Mugs Collection

Absence Artist Pillows

Explore our artistic pillows collection—adding comfort and a creative touch to any space for the artist in your life.

Absence Artist Prints

Find inspiring art prints that celebrate creativity and artistic expression—perfect for decorating your favorite art space or studio.

Absence Artist T-Shirts

Browse our collection of artistic t-shirts designed for creative spirits. Perfect for artists who want to wear their passion on their sleeve.