Work Escape Artist Mugs

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

'Come on out and play.'

"We've just booked two weeks in the Algarve, could you sign my sick note for when we get back?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Crib Escape

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tweaking the CV.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies