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"Sorry, Jeff. This just isn't working as I'd hoped."

Pastry Hat

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Boomerang cow.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Monster Clown

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Franz Kafka

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Eugene Ionesco

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

Chick Billiard Ball

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"I'm used to embellished resumes, but claiming you can herd cats is a bit far fetched..."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

One afternoon on mars.

Cow Pat Planning

The Old Man and the Noodle.

NO ANCHOVIES!, 'It's getting harder and harder to keep up with politics these days.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

New From Why? Books

"Gregor, you idiot… leftover Applebee's in bed."

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

Bizarre sights.

"He wants to know if you can move your seat up."

Surreal war artist.