Abstract Thinkers Pillows

'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'

"You creative types—it's always something."

"I've stopped thinking outside the box. Now I color outside the lines."

Anthropomorphics Anonymous

Man Carves Question Mark.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Math Dreams

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Robotic Man

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Sigmund Freud.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Higher wisdom...

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"He gets easily abstracted."

Large, wrinkly

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Bonk!"

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"Must be another paradigm shift."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'