Abstract Thinking Pillows

"Is nothing sacred?"

What is infinity?

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I feel your pain."

Wagging Dog

Pastorius wonders why.

bird interprets modern art

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"He gets easily abstracted."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Large, wrinkly

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Higher wisdom...

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

The Cremaster Cycle

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'