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"That's him? I love his stuff!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

Wagging Dog

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Feel better, dear?"

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Who are you?

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Cubism Model

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Those old guys really had it!"

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

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