Absinthe Lover Pillows

Absinthe Fairy.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Physician tending a mummy.

Candle Portraits.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Professor, this changes everything."

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Wine at the Bar

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

God save the Queen.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Another Scotch?'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Pumpkin Spice