Abs And Jawline Admirers Pillows

Body Building

"Hey, great ab!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

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"I ran out of space for tattoos so I've started on the dog."

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

"He needs a 'tummy tuck' so he'll look less like Friar Tuck."

'Sorry I had the liposuction machine on blow instead of suck.'

'How may I hurt you?'

'I'm no good at doing bodies!'

'Check out the new guy. He's totally got those, don't-hate-me-just-because-I-might-be-a-vampire eyebrows.'

'Is it too ostentatious...'

My thighs touch because they in love

"I don't care what people say about my new tattoo. I like bunnies. They're tasty!"

As women worldwide fight for that equal chance in the boardroom, others build their own media to make their voices heard.

"Tribal armbands are so last year!"

"That stabbing pain in your abs -- that's your body telling you it'd rather be on the beach."

'You've had your tongue, ears, nose and naval pierced. Now I think it's time you went to a therapist and had your psychological armor pierced.'