Abominable Snowman Enthusiast Pillows

'No ice.'

"Bless You."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Snowyphus

Snowman ice fishing.

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The lonely figure

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Snow Crime

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

Sand Snowmen

Frosty, the Golden Years

'Do you come here often?'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

"It's her first snowman."

Snowman Tattoo

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."