Abc Enthusiast Pillows

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Filling the Missile Gap

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"