Abba Addict T-Shirts

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Turtle Hat

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I need a more interactive you."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

Chain and Ball music player.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Sherlock Holmes.

New Gods

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

"Well, I think we've finally cured your obsession with the internet..."

"I knew you'd like it."

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

'Have you heard when the new online season begins?'