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"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Frog in the puddles.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Tong!"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Double Bass Jumpers.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Frogs

Music for car stereos

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'