Aa Supporter Gifts

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

Remote control car breakdown.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Football Blockers.

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"Guess who?"

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

About this dependant of yours...

Alex Ferguson

Pope recognizes same sex civil union

All the best