Aa Sponsor Pillows

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'Costume - What costume?'

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

Alcoholics Eponymous

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

'That's it! We're getting a different sponsor next year!'

'Think you've got it bad? My brother's playing for a team that was just bought out by a company that makes feminine hygiene products.'

The future of ad placement in video games

Made Possible By A Grant from Mobil.

"It's the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

"Hey, Golfers! When approaching the tee, always remember to keep that sponsorship logo facing the camera. . ."

"So, thought you could use your mutated rate to intimidate me into increasing your funding, eh? Well, think again, bucko!"

'You're still on the same football team, Zbradowski, but you've been traded to a different beer company.'

Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.

Olympic flame

'You're willing to gamble everything that Tortoise, wearing our shoes, will beat Hare?'

'I admit to taking steroids to enhance my endorsements.'

'First step is the hardest. You've got to admit that you don't have a problem.'

But, John, your company had its most profitable year ever!! So what if the kids team you sponsored is dead last!

'Ever wonder why you can't get a sponsorship deal?'

'That was mean - swearing you wer drunk when you sponsored them 50p per mile!'

"I'm thinking maybe I no longer want to be your sponsor."

'His cell phone endorsement deal will make him rich, whether he wins or loses.'