Athlete Sponsor Pillows

'You're still on the same football team, Zbradowski, but you've been traded to a different beer company.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'Costume - What costume?'

Football Blockers.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Heavy Workload

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'It's got people contributing but it's a pain smoothing out all those notes.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Referee trimming boxer's armpit hair.

"Must have cost him a fortune!"

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

'Polevault envy'.

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

"This is a disgrace! Don't you realize we're the only Fortune 500 company not to have a college football bowl game?"

'It's not about winning or losing, it's about endorsements.'

"Gentlemen, we are now playing hardball."

"I could pass him, but he's one of the sponsors."

The future of ad placement in video games