Aa Meeting Humorist Pillows

Chicken: 'And then I began to get hooked on eggnog.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

Bob's Driving School.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

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Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

COWMIKAZES

Boring Board Meeting

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Anybody who has a life, gets more work.'

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"Well of COURSE it's mostly gobble-dee-gook! Were you expecting something different?"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'