A&r Representative Pillows

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'Therapy in L.A.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

How To Spot A Politician

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

R and D for a Pharmaceutical company

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

John Lewis

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'Terrific commercial. I'm sold. You'll start on that medicine immediately.'

'How do I get to the House of Representatives?' 'Just follow the straight and narrow till election day, and then veer sharply left.'

'it's the field office.'

"Gary is from pharmaceuticals."

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

"Your constituents send their greetings Senator. Seems I'm to grant their wishes to send you home today!"