50 Shades Fan Pillows

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

En garde!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Kobe Bryant

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Relax.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

En-guard dog.

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Fun in the Sun.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

'Do you carry this in red?'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'Wh..? Hey, get hold of yourself, you've been flying ever since you were hatched!'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"My first impression is that the victim was probably a lousy referee."

"Are you drinking plenty of water?"

Blue Balloon

Race Car GPS