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Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

The Grim Reefer: 'DUDE,that was,like,your last puff,MAN.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Little Red Riding Carpet

"The club scene is really changing."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'