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Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Far out Man! A pot machine!

Fred served a higher porpoise

Shepherd and eurydice

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Just be yourself."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Showbiz Awards

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

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Demure lady with gloves

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'