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Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"I totally meant to do that."

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

Documentation Please

Science deniers Soc.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."