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'Since we've been caught up in the 3-D craze I've been wanting to ask you dear...'Are You Gaining Weight?''

'I only like girls with depth.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Doggy-3D

Cool 3-D screen.

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

'No, Jacob. None of the classes this year require 3D glasses.'

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

'I love high-definition TV!'

"The 3-D version sucks."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"

A man wearing 3D glasses watches a party political broadcast in 3D.

"God must have used an awesome 3-D printer to create this whole world."

Aaaah...I pity you my canine friend! That you cannot experience the wonders of 3D!

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

'If you wear 3-D glasses, it makes their indifference to anything but the bottom line see more lifelike.'

Church Pastor Paul Lucas - NOW IN 3D

'You don't look any better in 3D.'

Three-dimensional nude painting.

Characters in TV sets meeting.

"You don't need those glasses. Life is already in 3-D."

'He's the star of that latest 3D film...!'

'It's better when you wear the 3D glasses.'

Which is scarier: the 3D movie or the audience watching the 3D movie?

"I think you're looking for 3-D."

Effects of the new 3D technology.

"These 3-D movies are getting more and more realistic!"

'And with every new pair of glasses you get a cool pair of 3D glasses for free'