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Characters in TV sets meeting.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Doggy-3D

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Cool 3-D screen.

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"You've once said about your work, 'Meow, meow-meow, meeeow.' What did you mean by that?"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Investor feels ruined after viewing abstract painting in gallery.

"But is it content?"

Clear construction agreements are important.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Modern Art.

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Kear Stirmer

'I still don't get it.'

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

"Can you tell me where the Mondrians live?"

'Art overload - even this is beginning to llke like kitsch.'

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

"Wow. Just... wow."

"You ought to do what I do—have a few belts before you meet with the old man."

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

'Pre-nuptial art agreement.'