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'He's the star of that latest 3D film...!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Spoiler alert."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Oscars 2024

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Doggy-3D

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Casting Director

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"But only during rehearsal."

Clear construction agreements are important.

Titanic 100th anniversary

'The critic says, 'the film had me on the edge of my seat and long gone before it ended'.'