20 Questions Fan T-Shirts

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Bright idea

Under pressure.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

"Damn it! Ask something on the Franco-Prussian War!"

'Didn't I read your last book, find it absolutely disgusting and vow never to read another, or was that someone else?'

'Thank you for calling. We value your call...at 95 pence per mintute.'

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

That side up.

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

"Why does February only have twenty-eight days? Why is the sky blue? Why are boys so yucky? Why do we have little toes? Why..."

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

Effective communications

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."