Zoom Fatigued Pillows

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"First break since 2008."

Office Meeting

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

The New Business Power Suit

Zoomies call.

The Vicious Rectangle

Zoom Rodeos

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Work From Home Power Suit

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"I miss the old days."

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

'And you get this free.'

Welcome Back Everybody!

It coulda been a zoom!"

Zoom

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

"I move that next time...we zoom."

New Zoom Backgrounds

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"He's gone all out to make an impression on his zoom call... carefully curated books behind him."

Ew, Bob, we're on a Zoom call - get off your screen!

"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Remember, as soon as his boss joins the video conference, it's showtime."