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"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"Did you remember to leave your meeting?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"You're on mute."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

The New Business Power Suit

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

The perils of working from home

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

"Am I at work... am I at home, does it matter anymore."

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

'I'm in the bog!'

New Zoom Backgrounds

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"Your issue should be simple to resolve. I'll just go and get someone less qualified to help you."

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

"Today on Zoom she was like, 'I really think everything's going to be okay,' and I'm like, 'I always knew she was a conspiracy theorist!'"