Zoom Anniversary Prints

Suddenly the birds realized that they had wandered into the wrong zoom call.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Pearly King and Queen

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Office Meeting

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I always cry at mergers."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"I propose we build a panic room."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"You're on mute."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

The New Business Power Suit

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"I'm regretting that I offered him free lunch instead of an increased salary!"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."