Zoom Anniversary Mugs

Suddenly the birds realized that they had wandered into the wrong zoom call.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Pearly King and Queen

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Office Meeting

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I always cry at mergers."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Excellent Simons, I admire a 'yes' man who's not afraid to say 'yes'."

"I propose we build a panic room."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"You're on mute."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

The New Business Power Suit

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

"I'm regretting that I offered him free lunch instead of an increased salary!"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."