Zoom Wedding Goer Mugs

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Office Meeting

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Zumma Cum Laude

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"You're on mute."

The New Business Power Suit

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

The Vicious Rectangle

Zoomies call.

Zoom Rodeos

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

Suddenly the birds realized that they had wandered into the wrong zoom call.

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

Work From Home Power Suit

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"And remember, team, working from home shouldn't be seen as an excuse for allowing standards to drop."

"I can't take the zoom lifestyle for one more minute!"

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

It coulda been a zoom!"

The perils of working from home

Wedding Invites

"He just rang to say carry on without him and he'll see us at the reception."

Zoom

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

Ew, Bob, we're on a Zoom call - get off your screen!

And have you been coping with lockdown?

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.