Zoological Conservation Pillows

Rogue elephant

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The interested bystanders.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Tallyho!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Koala

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Just Stop Boil

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'