Zoological Conservation Prints

Rogue elephant

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Deforestation.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Polluted geese

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

The interested bystanders.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Tallyho!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Just Stop Boil

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Koala

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.