Zookeeper's Friend Pillows

Chimpanzees are identical to humans. Except for the whole super human strength, lack of reasoning and fierce killing things. Yeah, that's different.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"This never happened."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Lamb Noise.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Be kind"

Litter Tray Training

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Cat in Tree.

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."