Zookeeper's Buddy Pillows

Bobby never understood the birds and the bees, but the monkeys made perfect sense.

'Good news, Tim has agreed to take over your grooming while I'm on holidays...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Do me next."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

The Worm Charmer

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Bird Torture.

"This never happened."

"Not now, Oliver."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Be kind"

Litter Tray Training

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Cat in Tree.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I think he's lonely.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.