Zookeeper's Friend Mugs

Chimpanzees are identical to humans. Except for the whole super human strength, lack of reasoning and fierce killing things. Yeah, that's different.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

City Zoo: Day Care

Seagiraffes

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"This never happened."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Be kind"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Litter Tray Training

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Cat in Tree.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...