Zoo Enthusiast Who Loves Quirk T-Shirts

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Football Crazy strip six

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

The Litany Of Fun

'...Do not feed the bears'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Whiplash..."

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Odorant

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Dog thinking - Now I suppose they'll put a saddle on me and feed me hay!

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'