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"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Football Crazy strip six

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

The Litany Of Fun

'...Do not feed the bears'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Whiplash..."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

Odorant

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Giraffe Haircut

Dog thinking - Now I suppose they'll put a saddle on me and feed me hay!