"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."
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City Zoo: Day Care
A mother and baby elephant
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"
"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."
Zoo Inc. Management Structure
Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'
Football Crazy strip six
"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"
Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).
The Litany Of Fun
'...Do not feed the bears'
Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.
"Rob is a functioning train wreck."
"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."
Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor
'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'
"Whiplash..."
Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.
It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.
"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."
"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "
'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'
Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.
'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'
"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."
'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'
Odorant
Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...
City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'
"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."
Dog thinking - Now I suppose they'll put a saddle on me and feed me hay!
'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'
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