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'Just jam one of these pills as far down his throat as you can, 3 times a day.'

Bear Climbs a Pole in the Zoo

City Zoo: Day Care

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

The Rooster Comedian.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Too much concealer?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Hats and Food

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Scuba cow"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Pray for me.'

No jay walking.

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."