Zombie Walk T-Shirts

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

Zombie Problems

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

The Zombie Awakes...

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

Born of the Dead

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Pranking Zombies

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Murphy the wonder dog - and some zombie he met at the unleashed park."

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."