Zom-rom-com Enthusiast Prints

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

So Close..

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Stand-up Romcom

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Office Meeting

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Cheerleaders

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

His and Hers Wedding

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Strive to win!

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Love Trap

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'