Zodiac Sign Appreciator T-Shirts

"We'll run some tests: lipoprotein, electrophoresis, SGOT, antibody titration,...oh, oh. I see you're a virgo."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"We have an acronym!"

You are my sunshine!

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Couple in Grey

Bob Dylan

'Good morning Miss...'

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

Elderly couple

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Corporate Entertainment Area

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"YOL 9Lives."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

After-Death Mints

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

When in Rome Do as the Romans Do.

'We could at least go to hell in a private handcart!'

Fallen angel

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'