Zodiac Sign Appreciator T-Shirts

"We'll run some tests: lipoprotein, electrophoresis, SGOT, antibody titration,...oh, oh. I see you're a virgo."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"We have an acronym!"

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

You are my sunshine!

Jarvis Cocker

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Bob Dylan

'Good morning Miss...'

Couple in Grey

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

Elderly couple

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Corporate Entertainment Area

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"YOL 9Lives."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

After-Death Mints

When in Rome Do as the Romans Do.

'I hope you've got a good story this time, Norman.'

Fallen angel

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'