Zestful Wanderer Pillows

Mad For It

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Easter Island legs

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The new house is almost ready!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Freddie's water

"We're looking for our local post office."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

Jealous of a statue.

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Reading Glasses

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

'You know, the grass is greener on the other side.'

Zesting Lemon

Sprightly old man

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

"I can't believe it's that time of year already."

'What do you mean - I'm too old and, the good times are all behind me?'

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

Todays feisty seniors

"Jake, you really need that GPS to ride off into the sunset??"

Elf

A Buddhist monk dreams of chairs

'What have I told you about gaily skipping when we are out for walkies!'

Raining

"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."