Zero-gravity Humorist Pillows

Flatulence in space...

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Are there space-babes?"

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Moon's Portaloo.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

Hedge of two moo cows

Small laughing space creatures.