Zero-gravity Humorist Pillows

Flatulence in space...

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Close encounters of the turd kind...

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Are there space-babes?"

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

Hedge of two moo cows

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"