Zero-g Music Enthusiast Prints

Music in Space.

High-gravity baseball

Kritik's Korner

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Flatulence in space...

"Laundry or composting?"

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"I'm going to call it zero."

"No air guitar"

"I hate how my limbs flail about in zero gravity!"

Spaceman waiter losing all his wine in the zero gravity

Space man with his possessions floating.

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

Gastronauts

Hospital ER. My CD player malfunctioned! And now there's a song stuck in his head!

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

Where Can I Put Them?

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

'Hold on! I thought you were a protege of Warren Buffett, not Jimmy Buffett!'

NASA. Donuts. Go ahead and eat it, Ernie --- The 5-second rule doesn't apply in zero gravity!

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Paraplegics in Space

The voices in Phil's head start using autotune.

Gravity inversion boots on the planet Kzephyl which has no gravity.