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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Chinese stock market

'Superstock'

Turmoil change.

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

Out of control

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

Shares Nosedive

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'