Yuletide Pet Parents Gifts

Dogs Awaiting the Arrival of Father Christmas

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Cat Romance

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

'Bone appetit!'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Toddler sharing dog food

No milk for Santa Claus

Dog bone Christmas tree

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Pets in a christmas tree

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

"I'll lure her from the kitchen with my 'gotta pee' whimper. That's when you make your move and pinch the salmon."

Beware of dogs breath.

'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'

'Go figure: All year round, I have to guard the house, but tonight, I have to let a fat old guy in a red suit come in...'

Dog Presents.

Happy Xmas

This was Rover's very first Christmas. . . no one could tell him he was barking up the wrong tree!

'Okay, you can join in on 'Jingle Bells,' but please. . . not 'Silent Night'.'

Forget Mistletoe, bring on the Catnip.

"Drop the ball!"

Dog bouncing on chair to pick off all the Christmas tree decorations.

Thank You

Dog, cat, mouse.