Yuletide Joker Prints

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer to make sure we're on his 'nice' list."

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"A little under done?"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Snowman Driver

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Christmas tree exchange

Ice-Cube-IV

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Santa Elevator

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Santa Claws...

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

'They think I can walk on water.'

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."