Holiday Jokers Prints

A Shadow Over Groundhog Day...

Santa with 'naughty' and 'nice' in-trays.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is runnin out of nice kids!'

'Now go to sleep or Santa won't come. Or if he does come, it'll be just to give you a wedgie.'

No Presents Until Christmas Day

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Ninja bread men"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Hiding the electronics.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Non-Denominational Carols

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

King Kongs first christmas