'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'
Yule-tide Talker T-Shirts
Get a laugh and spread holiday cheer with t-shirts designed for the yule-tide talker. Fun, witty, and festive—perfect for parties or cozy winter days.
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"
North Pole twinned with Amazon
Baby it's cold outside.
'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'
"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"
Santa School.
'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'
'The shepherds couldn't make it!'
"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"
Man talking to a tree.
A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.
Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.
'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'
"She's definitely had work done on her tail."
"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."
"Kids on the right, elves on the left."
'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'
Have a cool yule!
Filling up with Deersil.
Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood.
'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'
'What do you make of the new squirt?'
"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."
"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."
"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"
'Do you mean 'naughty or nice' in the traditional sense, or the politically correct sense?'
'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'
"Just between you and me...when a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it still makes a sound."
On the twelth day of Christmas...
Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.
"You gotta admit, it's straight now."
"Now that's a splinter."
"Wouldn't a 'No Carol Singers' sign be easier?"
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