Youthful Flirters Mugs

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Recess does things to a man."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Fresh Lobster

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

Pucker up!

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"You had me at hell."

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"